Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Hell Yeah! had a buttload of fun yesterday!=D
I was at JT's house drumming when we were cursing each other( ie. "I'll tear your nutsacks apart")
Then we got obsessed with the words 'nuts' and 'sack' and 'balls'
Then JT took over the drum and was playing 'Bury your head' by Saosin and i started singing 'cut your nuts off' whenever 'Bury you head' appeared in the song.
Then we decided to re-compose the whole song.
DUDE!!!IT WAS NICE MMMM'KAY???
Lead singer was 'yours truly' and JT and drummer was obviously JT -.-
The whole song is obscene lah but wth..who cares right?? =)
It goes like this:
______________________________________
The Bestie 2 -Cut your Nuts Off
cut your nuts off, cut your nuts off!
I was Cutting Off Your nuts off tonight.
And i was bleeding down, until your nuts cracked.
Cut me off tonight and i'll be yours tonight.
And not until i said its O.K.
The things you did i remembered them,
the things you did i remembered Them,
You cut off my nuts , i want to replace them.
You Cut my dick too, now i'm a dickless man.
To raise my boobs again, and I am now michael jackson.
i want my dick back and become a man.
cut your sack off and the balls all dropped down.
just then i felt the pain, felt the pain again!
i cant sleep tonight without my balls
Without my balls, without my balls beside me
The things you did i remembered them,
the things you did i remembered Them,
You cut off my nuts , i want to replace them.
You Cut my dick too, now i'm a dickless man.
To raise my boobs again, and I am now micheal jackson.
i want my dick back and become a man.
bleed until I faint off! This is castration!
You stole my nuts, the sack and all.
And put them around and round your mouth.
You stole my nuts, the sack and all.
Stole it all!
Even if you cut yours off it wont be enough!
You cut off my nuts , i want to replace them.
You Cut my dick too, now i'm a dickless man.
To raise my boobs again, and I am now micheal jackson.
i want my dick back and become a man.
I didn't know you're castrating me tonight...
________________________________
Then we decided to re-do 'Catch your wave' by 'The Click 5' and change it into 'Catch your dick'
Here goes...
_______________________________
The Bestie 2 - Catch Your Dick
In the middle of the day,
you caught my nuts.
i chased you around the world,
Through the buildings and forests, and you tease me.
But HEY!The cock's turning around,
And your still playing with it,
its such a waste of my time.
And go around and round and round with me.
Just hey baby i wanna catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop.
hey dick, hey dick, dun wanna let you go!
When i turned 16,
thats when i started chasing.
I chased you around the world,
Through the buildings and forests, and you tease me.
But HEY!Every dick has a catcher.
And i still get laid for the loot,
and i'm not givin in,
And go around and round and round with me.
cos,
Just hey baby i wanna catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop,
hey dick, hey dick, i'm never gona let you go.
Oh, wuh oh.
I'm never gona let you go.
Hey baby i want to catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop,
hey dick, hey dick, i'm never gona let you go.
Hey baby i want to catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop,
hey dick, hey dick, never wanna let you go.
hey dick, hey dick, never wanna let you go.I'll never let you go, FAR OUT!
___________________________________
Listen to our songs...I bet you'll like it!!!
Im damn sure 'The Click 5' is much more popular here in Singapore than Saosin 'cause at least you can hear their songs on 98.7FM.
Saosin?? Wuh-ho...you cant find their albums here in Singapore...they are 'unknown' bands....only known in USA as a little home-made band....
You will probably never get to get your hands on their album(neither will I =(( ...) 'cause they are REFUSING to sign a major contract that will have their songs broadcasted worldwide.
BUT I TELL YOU...Saosin is A CLEARLY BETTER BAND!
Like JT and I said in our Canton voice : ' Just go ask your momma...' -.-'
helirulz
Saturday, December 24, 2005
sheesh...this sucks.
For the first time in My Life...i might be spending Christmas at home...like any other ordinary day=((((((
Im not sure if the party is entirely cancelled...but my aunt's definately too weak to cook for us...well..not us alone...the other side of her family is coming too...so it'll be like 20+ people there.
So it's up to us to decide our fate..to go there and cook for our side ONLY...or cancel the whole party in which it would be a waste 'cos alot of food has been prepared already...and there's a Christmas turkey too =((
If there's gonna be no party...I've decided to do something no one has ever done before.
I'm gonna make an attempt to
kill Santa =OOO
I'll take $1000 000(one million in case you dont know how many zeros there are in a million) and give the RSAF a visit.
Im gonna buy some GAMs for my own
EVIL use!
HOHOHO!!!
In case you're not a aircraft/weapons maniac...'GAM's stand for 'Ground-to-Air-Missiles' ....likewise...the opposite would be AGMs(go figure -.- )
HELL YEAH! I just came up with a new poem! =DD
Come 12midnight tonight
Santa will come
And I will go on strike
Armed with my toys
I'll bring him down
Onto the ground
Santa says:
"Raindeers all dead"
"Santa very bad"
I'll do the Mission over Iraqi skies
And let them take over the job
Let them enjoy
The Spirit of Christmas
Of having Fun
Playing with Santa =O
They can do whatever they want.
I wont know
'Cos I'll be here in Singapore.
So HAVE FUN YOU GUYS!!
And a
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
PS: forget the first part...Im just bored...and am talking crap...i'll probably get screwed by the Air Force when i even try to enter their base. =\
helirulz
Friday, December 23, 2005
MM'kay...im bored.
why dont you blog lah dumbass?M'YEA!!!!
okokokok...STOP YOUR 'OK's!
MMM'kay!!Bravo! that's the way!
SHUTTUP and let me do the talking! =DM'kay...
So lets start by saying that i went to watch The Chronicles of Narnia. =DDAMN...it was a friggin cool show...ten fingers up by me!But then again..yesterday was the debut release of the show here in Singapore...of course it would be bloody crowded woundn't it?DUH!
So of course we didnt get the tickets for PS =(I thought Anne had the tickets booked but they were cancelled?WTF!But its not her fault lah, right Anne? =)
So we went to GV marina....hell yeah..the tickets were available...and so we watched the show.
Its nice...i thought it was like the Wizard of Oz? HELL NO!
I tried reading the book when i was young. 2 pages into reading that book...and i fell aslp -_-'
The worst part is i didn't know of the story from the book??!!
helirulz
Friday, December 16, 2005
I did the quiz ALL WRONG!!!DOH!!
And now someone is laughing at me =just go check out the tagboard...
But wth...I'll do it all over again with the same people =D
_________________________________
In no particular order, list down 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see at school, 2 teachers, 3 people you love going out with and 3 people in your sms inbox.
1. Landon
2. Kenny
3.Sheryl
4. Mr Chua/ Cai Neh Neh =D
5.Liyana
6.Anne
7.Russell
8.Benjamin
9.Choong Eu
10.Alrick
11.Mr Ragu
12.Jeremy/Flat Top
13.Gerald
14.Stephanie
15.Vanessa
_________________________________
So what do you think of number 4?
Crappy chinese teacher with yellow armpits...he does ,at times, forgets to zip his pants =
How would you feel if number 4 slapped you?
Sad at first..but happy when he gets FIRED!! =DD That's what happened in Pri6.
How nice is number 6?
Very nice...she bought chocolates for my friends and myself.THANKS ANNE!! =D
On a scale of one to ten, rate how good looking number 5 is.
Nice! Nice! Her niceness is even better!!
Would you ever fall for number 11?
Can you say the best teacher on Earth? =)
If number 8 got into a car accident, what would you do?
Just another sqaushed potato....take a piss, and get on with life.
What sport would you play with number 12?
Basketball lah! DUH!
What if number 1 got a boyfriend?
LANDON!! You better tell me if you do have one ok??
Do you hate number 9?
Hell No! Didn't you see how cute he is? = O
How much do you like number 2?
HAHA!! Heli-buddy!
Will 13 and 7 make a good couple?
Dont think so.
Will 14 one day kill you?
I hope not =\ I did smth bad to you before but no hard feelings yea?
Who do you like more? 3 or 10?
!) !) =DD
HINT: take a look at the keyboard =)
helirulz
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Liyana got me to do this so I'll do it...i dont know how or where it started but wth... I'll do it!
Its fun anyway!
Here goes...
______________________________________
In no particular order, list down 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see at school, 2 teachers, 3 people you love going out with and 3 people in your sms inbox.
1. Landon
2. Kenny
3.Sheryl
4. Mr Chua/ Cai Neh Neh =D
5.Liyana
6.Anne
7.Russell
8.Benjamin
9.Choong Eu
10.Alrick
11.Mr Ragu
12.Jeremy/Flat Top
13.Gerald
14.Stephanie
15.Vanessa
______________________________________
-Can no.8 read?
COME ON!! Potatoes dont read...THEY GERMINATE!!
-Can no.7 and 8 be husband and husband?
NO...cos a cockroach can never be with a potato.
YES! 'Cos they're best of cliques but they'll quarrel and break up in no time!
-How would you feel if you were asked to stand by Mr. Chua?
I wont waste my time on him. I'll just sit! =D
-Is no.1 or no.9 cuter?
choong eu lah DUH!!! He's super cute and round that if you place him on top of a mountain..he'll naturally roll down! :O
Besides...no.9 is my favourite number.
-Does no.5 love chocolates?
Of course she does! She's my Chocolate Best Friend for a reason!
OH! She's VERY nice too =)
-How flat can no.12's hair be?
Well...VERY! He can easily put a plate on top of his head without any balancing effort.
-Isn't no.3 smart?
Of course she isn't. She's 'Seow' to be exact =
-Is no.5 and no.6 evil?
HELL YEAH! THEY'RE PARTNERS IN CRIME :0
-Who needs to stop being twity?
no.3 and no15. Come on!!
Grow up dammit! You're a twit no longer! And you peeps can always get an order of ARBO from no.5 .... Boredom gave her the formula...
-How square is no.14's head?
On a scale on 1 to 10...i give you ZERO. 'Cos you're not square at all...in fact, your head is BALL!
-Is no.2's cheeks fat?
Im not sure myself. Aishah said so...
-Does no.11 rock?
HELL YEAH! Talk about throwing your books into the dustbin and start talking about your latest diving experience =D
-Is no.13's hands long?
They're quite long...in fact..his hands sway from side to side when he walks :0
Can no.2 and no.10 be best of friends?
I would think so. They dont know each other yet but they share a certain goal.
______________________________________________
THE END!
helirulz
Friday, December 09, 2005
HELLO PEOPLE!!
I'm here once again!!
Aiya...I've been MIA'ing ( that is 'Missing In Action')
Been quite busy lately..BULLPOO!
okok...3 days ago...i wanted to meet Kenny to borrow his drill...i needed to dril out a screw from my stupid heli to remove the bloody engine.
I went to Lavender MRT station to meet him....cos i thought he wanted to get something from Rotor...and that You Zhi was going to buy his raptor 50 kit(he cant afford to fly 90's all the time)
But as we stepped out of the MRT gantry...kenny was like...'eh..shd we find him?'...cos You Zhi doresnt have a handphone.
Then we couldn't make up our minds..so we decided...to flip a coin -____-"
Cos of that..we decided to pangseh You Zhi and go to Chinatown to get some stuff from Fook Hai Building...i needed to get some parts from SHS and Kenny wanted to enquire about the V-Paddles at HobbyShack. He wanted to know the price so that he could compare mail order prices to the one sold there
Oh yea..kenny could save abt $30 bringing them in from the US.
Then we went to our house to start work on my heli
So he came and we went 'Drill,Drill!!!' =DD
Then it was arnd 8pm and my mom insisted that Kenny followed us to have out dinner at hougang
. He had no choice but to follow....then we came home at around 9pm.
We continued working till midnight. We still couldn't get it out...so i had to decide between getting the screw out and heli fixed back...or to fly the bigger raptor. Tough decision..i know..so i had to flip a coin again.
The coin told me to fly the raptor. So we stopped all work on the sceadu and started transferring the electronics on to the raptor.
After that...we went to use the computer followed by night-cycling at around 1-2am 0.0
It was real fun.
We cycled out to J8 and back...its real surprising that there's no one in J8 at 2am in the morning...TOTALLY NO ONE!!
Then we came home and bathed....then we went to watch a chinese show on ch8..its DAMN FUNNY!!LOL
We were eating M&M's while watching.p..
Then we went to slp the next morning...i woke uand looked back at kenny every 3 minutes...then at ione time while i was lying in my bed..kenny shouted 'JEREMY'.
I didn't reply...but i left up my middle-finger. LOL
it qas around 10am already.
Then we went on trying to drill out the screw...kenny thought it out...AND IT WORKED!! HOORAY! HALLELUYAH!!
Praise Kenny!! =DD
Then i went to eat my breakfast. That was around 12.30pm(i know..its weird)
Then at 2pm...we left my house to go to Kenny's house in Tampines...when we reached it was already 3.40pm!!
And we were supposed to be at Heartland Mall at 4pm..WHOOTS!!!
Then i played with Kenny's G3 simulator while he was changing.
Then we took bus 292 from his place to Tampines interchange. From there, we took 81 to Heartland Mall....
DAMN LONG RIDE....kenny fell aslp and woke to realise...we havent reached -_________-"
we we arrived..it was 4.45...45 late from the time we were supposed to meet WeiCheng..and 1h late from the time we were supposed to meet Lii...which is real late =((
Then we went to Mac's at heartland...i saw some ppl playign bball at PLK CC so i went over to have a peek...there was Yee chuan, Jia Hong, Rui Peng, Wei Zun...and a few more guys that i dont know.
Then i went back to Mac's to eat my dinner with Kenny and Lii.
AHH...for the first time...i met the person whose voice i keep hearing when im talking to Lii on the phone...her younger sister, Aishah(hope i didn't spell it wrongly)
She looks cute and funny!
Of course i did talk quite a lot to her too. and i realised she can fold her tongue into a flower!!! WHOOTS!!
And Lii can make hers into a 'U'- shape.
Im jealous...i cant do either =(
Then we went home...i dint really know which bus to take to get to hougang stadium area(my old house) so Lii asked me to follow her to the bus stop opposite her block and take 53 from there to get to bishan.
So when we reached her place...they accompanied me while waiting for 53.
They went home when 53 arrived.
helirulz
